GreetingsForLife.com

Sample Greetings

Some of Life's Special Occasions

Congratulations on Dropping Out of School
The world is your oyster,
So reach for the skies,
Realize your dreams,
Serving burgers and fries!

Best Wishes for Your Unemployment
The doors have opened wide,
The chance you've long desired,
No matter what they say
You wanted to be fired!

In Search of Mister Right
You don't give out and that's okay,
You're more than just one night,
You're such a pretty lady
And deserve your Mister Right.
But it could be that I am he
Just waiting at your door,
So take a chance on this romance
With hopes it's so much more.
Let me go you'll never know
If what I say is true,
And so I plea on bended knee
For just one night with you!

Sorry I Said What I Said and Did What I Did
Many times I tried to say
Just how much I loved you,
Many times the words failed
And so you never knew.
Now when words mean little
I find it hard to say these few,
But now there is no better time
For me to say I loved you!
I realize I was wrong
And cannot make ammends
But I hope that once lovers
You and I can still be friends.

On to the Next
She left you for him
Just take it in stride,
You had your chance
Now swallow your pride.
Wish her the best
And just walk away,
Think of her friends
As possible prey!

So it's Over, See Ya!
I really don't care
That you walked out on me,
My only concern
Is you have my TV!
And with all that you took
It's a comfort to know
That although you tried
My dog wouldn't go!

Happy Twenty-First Birthday
Happy Twenty-One
Your legal life's begun.
At this age they say
To do as you may
But when it's okay, it's not fun!

Best Wishes for Your Breast Implant Surgery
A little nip here,
A little tuck there,
All my "breast" wishes
For a very nice pair!

On the Occasion of Your First Woman/Man
I never thought I'd see the day
But lo and behold it's here.
At last you've had your first,
Hope you used protective gear!

On the Occasion of Your First Arrest
I'm wishing you the best
'Cause I read the whole report,
And though you should be shot,
You'll get your day in court!

Best Wishes for Your Acquittal
You've got a great defense
And your lawyer sure can lie,
But if you're not set free
Appeal for one more try!

Congratulations on Your Weight Loss
You were packin' pounds
And towin' the line,
But you've lost some weight
And you're lookin' fine!